Here are a few clips from Americas' Number 1 Family !
UDAMAN.WAV
Bart: "You DA MAN Homer!"
BART_S.WAV
Bart: "I'm Bart Simpson, Who the hell are you?"
BARTBUTT.WAV
Bart: "Oh SURE, Like I'm really gonna take a picture of my butt!"
CARRAMBA.WAV
Bart: "Hay Carramba!"
CHICCHIC.WAV
Bart: "You're one of those 'Don't call me a chick' chicks eh..?"
DAMNED.WAV
Bart: "You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't."
NOOOOO!.WAV
Bart: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
OTTODULT.WAV
Bart: "You can do it Otto, You're the coolest adult I know!"
Otto: "WOW!.. I've never been called an adult before......... I've
been tried as one....... 
TUCHBUTT.WAV
Bart: "WHY would ANYBODY wanna touch a girls' butt?"
And now, a few words of wisdom from my hero....
Homer J. Simpson
32DOHS.WAV
A mix of 32 different 'DOH!'s
ALBANIAN.WAV
Skinner: "You will be getting an Albanian." Homer: "You
mean all white with pink eyes?"
ANYKEY.WAV
Homer: "To start, press any key.... Where's the 'any' key?"
BEERKILL.WAV
Homer: "OH LISA!.. You and your stories, 'Bart is a vampire', 'Beer
kills brain cells' now lets go back to that ... building thingy.... where
our beds and TV..... is"
BORING.WAV
Homer: "Boring!"
CLEVER.WAV
Homer: "I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong bush
COMPCAN.WAV
Homer: <GASP!> "Computers can do that?"
DOH!.WAV
Homer: "DOH!"
DOHMETOO.WAV
Homer: <whining> "DOH!,.... me too.."
HOMER911.WAV
Homer: "Hello operator... Give me the number for 911!"
ICECREAM.WAV
(Ice Cream truck music) Homer: "wait a minute... <GASP> Ice
Cream truck!!!! Me! Me! I was here first!"
NOLEARN.WAV
Homer: "I haven't learned a thing."
NOTBRITE.WAV
Homer: "Lord help me, I'm just not that bright."
QTIP.WAV
Homer: "Shut up brain, or I'll stab ya with a Q-Tip!"
SUCK_UCK.WAV
Homer: "You suck diddly-uck Flanders!"
ULITTLE.WAV
Homer: "Why you little....!"
WOOHOO.WAV
Homer: "WOOHOO!"
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