AHHH.WAV Homer Screaming

ANYONE.WAV Mayor Quimby: "You don't scare me, that could be anyones' ass."

BARTDONT.WAV Bart: "Don't have a cow, Dad."

BART_GR.WAV Bart: "OK... Rub-a-dub-dub thanks for the grub."

BART_HE.WAV Bart: "What the hell are you talkin' about?"


BLOWUPDM.WAV Mayor Quimby: "They'll blow up our dams, destroy our forests anything... if there's a species of animal that's causing problems, nosing around your camera... we'll have it wiped out!"

BRAIN.WAV Homer: "Me lose brain.. uh-oh."

BURRITO.WAV Homer: "Where's my burrito?"

BUTTER.WAV Bart: "Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!"

CHOCLATE.WAV Homer: "Mmmmm Chocolate!"

DOOMED.WAV Abe: "Oh No... we're all doomed!"

DONUT-P.WAV Burns: "That's it, keep eating...... little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison doughnut."

FLANDERS.WAV Ned Flanders: "Ha... Okely Dokely Doo!"

GODPLAN.WAV Homer: "All part of Gods great plan."

GOODMO1.WAV Bart: <music plays...> "Good morning world!"

GRAVE.WAV Announcer: "Dig your own grave, and save."

HIMAN.WAV Bart: "Hi man!"

HMRHACK.WAV Homer: "Whew all this computer hacking is making me thirsty, I think I'll order me a Tab."

IF-ELECT.WAV Willy: "Ehhh If elected Mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of yah, and burn your town to cinders!..... I know it's on!"

INAHOME.WAV Homer: "If you don't start making more sense we're gonna have to put you in a home."

KRUST.WAV Krustys' laugh

MAGGIE.WAV Maggie sucking a pacifier.

MARGE_OH.WAV Marge: "Oh!"

MARGPATY.WAV Marge and Patty grumbling

MMBURGER.WAV Homer: "Mmmmm Burger!"

MMSHRIMP.WAV Homer: "Mmmmm Shrimp!"

MOLOKAI.WAV Announcer: "Live from Hawaiis' beautiful Molokai Island... We're not just for lepers anymore."

OH_NO2.WAV Lisa: "Ohh Nooo!"

OHBACON.WAV Homer: "Ohhhhhhhh Bacon!"

PAGANS.WAV Homer: "God bless those Pagans."

RACKET.WAV Homer: "Like the Bible says, Thou shalt not horn in on thy husbands'... racket."

REPAIR.WAV Homer reading a title: "The half-assed approach to foundation repair."

SEE-YA.WAV Willy: "See ya in hell ya wingless bloodsuckers!"

SHANTY.WAV Bart: "Behold the horrors of the sleazy shanty!"

SLIDE.WAV Homer: <gasp> "Super-Fun Happy Slide!"

TESTDAY.WAV Bart: "Oooooooooooooooooh! Sick! On test day! Why?!"

TWINKY.WAV Apu: "Silly customer, you cannot have that Twinkie!"

WATER.WAV Skinner: "Go ahead, water it down some more." Willy: "My god man, I watered her down as far as she'll go... I cannot water her no more!"

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