3STATES.WAV
Abe: "Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays... please
eliminate 3.. I am not a crackpot."
912.WAV
Wiggum: "No, you've got the wrong number, this is 9 - 1 - ..... 2."
ABBITCH.WAV
Abe: "Ahhh bitch bitch bitch!"
APUBITCH.WAV
Apu: "We're putting that bitch on ice!"
APUHELL.WAV
Apu: "Thank you for coming, I'll see you in hell!" <BANG!>
APUSINGS.WAV
Apu singing Sgt Peppers lonely hearts club band. <hilarious!>
AWCRAP.WAV
Krusty: "Awwwww Crap!"
BALONEY.WAV
Homer: <singing> "My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R
, my baloney has a second name it's H-O-M-E-R."
BDAMAGE.WAV
Doc: "This stuff can cause brain damage."
BEEGUY.WAVBeeguy:
"Ay, No es bueno."
BEER!.WAV
Homer: "Mmmmmm Beer!"
BESTSEX.WAV
Abe: "Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life!"
CARTOON.WAV
Krusty: "Grrr I could pull a better cartoon than that outta my a...
ahem! heh heh heh whoah! well, ummm wasn't that great kids?"
CLEVER.WAV
<dog barking> Homer: "I guess you might say he's barking up
the wrong bush. heh heh heh heh!" Homer thinking: "There it is
Homer, the cleverest thing you'll ever say, and nobody heard it."
Homer: "DOH!"
COLA.WAV
Homer: "Mmmmmmm invisible cola!"
DAMSTRAT.WAV
Abe: "Damn straight!"
DONTMIX.WAV
Smithers: "I think women and seamen don't mix."
DONUTS.WAV
Homer: "Mmmmmm Doughnuts!"
DRNICK.WAV
Dr Nick: "Hi Everybody!"
EATSHRTS.WAV
Bart: "Eat my shorts!"
EVILHOMR.WAV
Homer <singing>: "I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer.........."
FLNTSTN.WAV
Homer singing his own spinoff of the Flintstones theme. <VERY funny>
FREE_GOO.WAV
Homer: "Mmmmmm free goo!"
HA-HA.WAV
Nelson: "Ha Ha!"
HALFASS.WAV
Homer: "If you don't like your job, you don't strike, you just go
in every day and do it really half-assed, thats the American way."
HEY!.WAV
Abe: "Hey!"
HOTBEEF.WAV
Doctor: "Ahhhh diagnosis... Delicious!" Homer: "I've got
the prescription for you, Doctor... another hot beef injection... heh heh
heh!"
I&SHOW.WAV
The theme from the 'Itchy & Scratchy Show"
IMEANWOO.WAV
Homer: "DOH! DOH! DOH! huh... I mean woohoo heh."
KILLBOSS.WAV
Homer: "Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?"
LISA.WAV
Lisa: "Do you remember when you lost your passion for this work?"
LIZARD.WAV
Lisa: "I am the Lizard Queeeen!"
LOMBARDI.WAV
Homer: "C'mon Bart, remember what Vince Lombardi said... 'If you lose,
you're outta the family.' " Marge: "Homer!" <WHACK>
Homer: "Owww!"
LOTTERY.WAV
Homer: "If you really want something in this life, you've got to work
for it.... now be quiet they're about to announce the lottery numbers........
TV: 17... Homer: "DOH! TV: 32.. Homer: "DOH!" TV: 5 Homer:
"Arrrrghhh" TV: 8 Homer: "WOOOHOOO!" TV: 47 Homer:
"DOH!!!"
MARGE.WAV
Marge: "Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
MCRUMBLE.WAV
Homer: "Mmmmmmm crumbled up cookie things!"
MINCAPAC.WAV
Homer: "Mmmmmmmm incapacitating!"
MMEDICIN.WAV
Homer: "Mmmmm mediciny!"
MMMBEER.WAV
Homer: "Mmmmmm Beer!"
MOESTVRN.WAV
Moe: "Moes' tavern."
MRPLOW.WAV
Homer: "Mr. Plow that's my name, that name again is Mr Plow."
MSOMETHG.WAV
Homer: "Mmmmmm something!"
MSPGHTTI.WAV
Homer: "Mmmmmm spaghetti!"
NEVERTRY.WAV
Homer: "You've tried your best, and you failed miserably... the lesson
is... never try... hehhehheh!"
NOLEARN.WAV
Homer: "I haven't learned a thing."
OLDMAN.WAV
Abe: "I'm an old man, I hate everything.... except Matlock... Ohhhh
it's on now!"
OTTOCOOL.WAV
Otto:"Cooooool!"
OUTAHERE.WAV
Homer: "That's it, I'm outta here!"
OVARIES.WAV
Bart: "Oooohhhhhhhhhh my ovaries!"
PADDLASS.WAV
Patrick Stewart: "And now the final ordeal, the paddling of the swollen
ass."
PERCODAN.WAV
Krusty: "It wasn't my fault, it was the percodan."
SCHINDLR.WAV
Burns: "Schindler and I were like peas in a pod, we were both factory
owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked dammit!"
SEX.WAV
Marge: "No, I will not pay you $500 for sex."
SGT_DORK.WAV
Nelson: "Hey look, it's Sgt. Dork! Ha - Ha!"
SHOOTPLN.WAV
Abe: "I never thought I could shoot down a German plane, but last
year.... I proved myself wrong."
SHOTAT.WAV
Apu: "I won't lie to you, on this job, you will be shot at."
SOSMART.WAV
Homer: <singing> "I am so smart! I am so smart! S - M - R -
T, I mean S - M - A - R - T !"
STUPIDTV.WAV
Homer: "Stupid TV.... be more funny!"
TEACHERS.WAV
Skinner: "Ladies, and gentlemen, the unthinkable has happened....
some sick, twisted individual has stolen every teachers edition in this
school... Teachers: "What do we do?" "Declare a snow day!"
"Does anyone know the multiplication tables?" Skinner: "Now,
please... please, don't panic... they can smell fear."
TRUTH.WAV
Homer: "You don't know what it's like, I'm the one out there every
day putting his ass on the line, and I'm not out of order, youre out of
order!.. the whole freakin system is out of order.. you want the truth?..
you want the truth?? you can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach
over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friends face
you don't know what to do.. forget it Marge, it's Chinatown!" Marge:
"Homer!" <WHACK>
WAIT.WAV
Abe: "Wait a minute!"
WEASEL.WAV
Homer: "Marge, don't discourage the boy, weaseling out of things is
important to learn, it's what separates us from the animals.... except
the weasel."
WEREBEEF.WAV
Homer: "Heheheheheheh..... Where's the beef?"
WIGGUM.WAV
Wiggum: "Just get one of those inflatable women, but make sure it's
a woman, 'cause one time I.... eh heh heh heh."
WIGUM.WAV
Wiggum: "Hey Homer... bring me another one of them burgers, will ya?"
WILLY.WAV
Barney: "We want Chilly Willy, We want Chilly Willy!"
WILLY1.WAV
Skinner: "The students are a little over stimulated today, remove
all the colored chalk from the rooms." Willy: "I warned ya, I
warned ya didn't I?"
WILLY2.WAV
Skinner: "Pull Willy, pull!" Willy: "I'm doing all the pulling,
ya bloke!"